Sick and Tired of Celebrity Scents

Am I the only one?  I can’t be.  This goes against my whole Christina Loves… thing – but I am only human, and I have to rant *once* in awhile. 

Everyone and their brother are coming out with fragrances.  Britney is on –what- her 3rd?  And Paris?  Blah.  Sick of it all.  My stomach churns every time COTY sends a press release with their newest catch.  Ugh.  These things must sell like hotcakes or they wouldn’t continue to crank them out at this rate.  Britney is going through the craziest time of her life, yet her fragrance still sells like mad.  I know it stinks without even smelling it.  I do.  So, my message for you today is:

STOP BUYING THOSE CELEB FRAGRANCES.  PLEASE.

They are not going to make you sultry and sexy like Britney, dance like JLo, rich like Paris or a mogul like P. Diddy.  They are not going to help you catch Justin Timberlake or Jesse McCartney (the latest celeb fragrance to be announced.  Blah again.).  And lord knows you don’t want to associate with Avril Lavigne, so when that scary thing comes out next year – RUN.  Please.  I beg you.  Maybe with a massive boycott of celeb fragrances, it will put those jokers back where they belong – in the gossip rags.  Christina Loves… Perez.

Is this the appropriate time to say I think Hilary Duff’s With Love smells pretty good?  LOL  Just hush.  Happy Friday!