Thank goodness for your beautiful eyes - so you don’t have to use this Max factor designed contraption!
This Beauty Micrometer measures your face for flaws and inconsistencies, so that you know where to apply corrective makeup to make your nose look straighter, your jaw look more oval, and God knows what else.
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Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sightseeing on a Tuesday in July.
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in [...]
Is this bad? Probably. But my mother sent it to me, so that makes it ok. Enjoy, and I hope you’re having a great weekend.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, ‘When I am [...]
OMG this is so funny. And some of it is a joking look at why it is going to have to be a really special woman to make it as our President. Don’t think one of that kind is in the running this year, sorry.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS [...]
